Following the star's highly-tracked admission that several of his past films are terrible, agencies have rushed an intentionally garbage feature to the market.
Tracking on Holland's recent Dish Podcast appearance—where the actor openly advised audiences to skip his worse movies—shattered Q3 engagement metrics. Recognizing a rare four-quadrant opportunity, WME immediately hit the town with a pitch for a $120 million sci-fi thriller that the 28-year-old fundamentally despises.
Netflix and Amazon MGM are reportedly locked in a fierce eight-figure negotiation for the untitled project, which promises absolutely zero redeeming cinematic qualities. According to an executive familiar with the matter, the initial packaging deck consisted entirely of a single slide confirming Holland would go on the SmartLess podcast and call the script a total waste of everyone's time.
Tom is contractually obligated to give a completely phoned-in performance, and we have a firm handshake agreement that he will spend the entire European press tour visibly rolling his eyes when asked about the plot.
The highly anticipated disaster will reportedly feature a bloated third act, a CGI villain completed entirely in post-production by an overworked vendor, and a romantic subplot Holland has already described to buyers as a baffling pile of shit. Representatives for the actor are currently finalizing a backend points deal that guarantees a massive payout provided the film's domestic box office completely collapses by its second weekend.