UMG signs creator of viral A.I. 'Puerto Rico Song' to lucrative three-prompt development deal

Following a fierce overnight bidding war that saw aggressive plays from both Sony Music and Warner Records, UMG has emerged victorious, securing first-look rights to any future sentences Stiteler decides to type into a generative audio interface. The overall deal, rumored to be in the low seven figures, explicitly guarantees the studio that Stiteler will continue to possess absolutely no musical talent, ensuring a frictionless production pipeline devoid of artist pushback, tempo disputes, or demands for studio time.

The unprecedented agreement underscores a massive industry shift toward creators who can reliably outsource their imagination to large language models. Insiders familiar with the negotiations note that Stiteler’s complete lack of instrumental proficiency was the primary driver of his valuation. In an era of shrinking margins, executives are reportedly exhausted by legacy musicians who insist on playing physical instruments, understanding music theory, or expecting royalties for physical labor.