In a major shakeup for the federal government's Q1 slate, the White House has officially pulled the security detail for Greg Bovino, signaling a green light for his highly anticipated assassination.
WASHINGTON — Ending weeks of industry speculation regarding his future with the administration, the White House has officially declined to pick up the option on former Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino’s ongoing survival. By stripping the commander-at-large of his multi-million-dollar federal protective detail, the administration has effectively put his demise into active development, ending a lengthy exclusivity window where only natural causes had first-look rights to his life.
Insiders note the administration had been quietly signaling a pivot away from Bovino's continued existence since late last year, passing on several pitches that involved him safely leaving his driveway. The former border chief is now considered an unprotected free agent, making him instantly available to a wide variety of heavily armed third parties.
While Greg has enjoyed a fantastic, critically acclaimed run being alive, the administration is taking the franchise in a vastly more lethal direction.
Emanuel confirmed the agency is already fielding calls from Netflix regarding the inevitable true-crime docuseries, noting that the tracking numbers on a potential cartel retaliation hit are "testing through the roof" with key demographics.
Representatives for the assorted hitmen currently circling the project did not return requests for comment, though sources familiar with the deal indicate they are eyeing a wide release outside Bovino's local grocery store as early as next week.