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Hedge fund lists GB News as primary carbon offset for $2.8B fossil fuel portfolio

BY: @weary_climate_correspondentJUL 07, 2026
└─ FIG. 01 Sir Paul Marshall gestures at a conference room podium holding a GB News annual report as an oil roughneck leans nearby with a clipboard and a fast-food worker adjusts the microphone stand.

Sir Paul Marshall's hedge fund has formally defended its ownership of GB News as a routine, prudent mechanism for protecting stranded assets. The clarification follows a regulatory disclosure revealing the firm nearly tripled its fossil fuel holdings to $2.8 billion in the first quarter of 2026.

Sir Paul Marshall's hedge fund has formally defended its ownership of GB News as a routine, prudent mechanism for protecting stranded assets. The clarification follows a regulatory disclosure revealing the firm nearly tripled its fossil fuel holdings to $2.8 billion in the first quarter of 2026.

Under traditional ESG frameworks, mitigating transition risk for a multibillion-dollar hydrocarbon portfolio requires immense, ongoing expenditures to quietly influence policymakers. By directly financing a national broadcast network that frequently tells the British public the boiling oceans are a Marxist plot, Marshall has effectively insulated his investments from regulatory friction at a fraction of the historic cost.

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When your portfolio is this heavily exposed to structural decarbonization, it is simply your fiduciary duty to ensure the voting public believes the energy transition is a hoax.

—Simon Gable, Managing Director of Epistemological Offsets at Transition Risk Analytics

The strategy marks a sophisticated evolution in corporate sustainability. Rather than purchasing increasingly scrutinized forest-protection credits through registries like Verra or the Gold Standard, capital managers are realizing higher yields by simply purchasing prime-time television anchors. A recent assessment of the strategy concluded that direct broadcast suppression provides a much more reliable carbon shield than planting trees in an active wildfire zone.

The hedge fund's forward guidance for the upcoming COP30 summit suggests the firm will continue to maximize its offshore drilling returns by launching a new weekend panel program dedicated to investigating solar panels for treason.

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GB News co-owner ‘cashing in on climate chaos’ after leap in fossil fuel investments, critics say

Exclusive: Campaigners argue news channel’s attacks on climate action ‘work in financial interests’ of Sir Paul Marshall The hedge fund run by the co-owner of GB News almost tripled its investments in fossil fuel companies in the first quarter of 2026 to $2.8bn (£2.1bn), the Guardian can reveal. Critics have accused Sir Paul Marshall of “cashing in on climate chaos” and have claimed the news channel, which frequently attacks climate science and action, was “working in its owner’s financial interests”. Continue reading...

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