Aries: Mars in your second house. The Duolingo Plus trial you forgot to cancel in 2021 will compound into a single $311.61 charge at the exact moment you check your balance before buying one espresso.
Taurus: Sun conjunct Uranus. The IKEA bookshelf you ordered in March 2020 and assumed was lost at sea will arrive waterlogged Tuesday at 6:47 a.m., requiring a signature in your full legal middle name including the hyphen.