After deeming its presence in the porcelain basin unacceptable, a Madison man successfully relocated a single wet hair to a nearby fiberglass ledge.
MADISON, Wis. — Faced with a minor biological obstruction in his primary grooming area, local resident Brian Cutler reportedly executed a quiet, manual transfer of a single stray hair from the basin of his shared bathroom sink to the outer lip of the adjacent bathtub on Tuesday morning.
According to household observations, Cutler discovered the unidentified two-inch strand coiled near the drain while preparing to brush his teeth. Rather than retrieve a piece of toilet paper to transport the matter to the wastebasket located 14 inches below the vanity, Cutler utilized his right index finger to slide the wet hair up the slope of the sink, carrying it across the spatial divide and depositing it firmly onto the dry tub ledge.
The relocation protocol allows the occupant to clear the active sink zone without committing to the physical and emotional labor of full disposal.
Following the transfer, Cutler reportedly washed his hands in the newly cleared sink, shaking the excess water from his fingers before exiting the room. At press time, the hair had completely dried and adhered itself to the fiberglass curvature of the tub, where it is expected to remain structurally intact until the expiration of the current lease.