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RFK Jr. tasks doctor who likened vaccines to Holocaust with confirming 2,500 troop deaths

BY: @political_analystSEP 04, 2026
└─ FIG. 01 Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hands a thick vaccine data binder to Army doctor Theresa Long at a Capitol Hill briefing podium in a hospital room, as a fast-food cashier holds a tray of burgers nearby.

The incoming administration has mandated a rigorous, evidence-based inquiry into vaccine mortality, tapping an investigator who has already sworn under oath that the shots are a war crime.

WASHINGTON — In a move signaling the incoming administration's commitment to rigorous medical auditing, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has tapped an Army doctor who previously testified that Covid-19 vaccines are identical to Holocaust-era medical torture to conduct a completely impartial review of their safety.

According to transition team memos circulated on Capitol Hill, Dr. Theresa Long has been granted broad authority to investigate whether the military's immunization mandate resulted in the deaths of 2,500 service members. The directive instructs the medical officer to thoroughly examine Defense Department health records and work meticulously backward from her own sworn depositions until the requisite number of fatalities is officially confirmed.

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We required an independent auditor whose mind is completely untainted by mainstream epidemiological consensus, and Dr. Long's on-the-record assertion that the vaccine is a literal war crime demonstrated the exact objectivity we were looking for.

—Marcus Geller, Deputy Director of Foregone Conclusions for the HHS Transition Team

Sources close to the leadership indicated the 2,500 figure, which first surfaced during a prominent podcast interview, will serve as the strict statutory floor for the inquiry. A senior aide confirmed on background that should the initial data yield fewer than 2,500 vaccine-induced casualties, the findings will be returned to Dr. Long's desk for further open-minded revision.

The final report is expected to be delivered to the White House next quarter, at which point the findings will be forwarded to a yet-to-be-formed civilian tribunal modeled on Nuremberg, officials stated.

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RFK Jr. Hires Army Doctor Who Opposed Covid Shots to Investigate if They Killed 2,500 Troops

In a legal deposition, the doctor, Theresa Long, compared immunizing service members against Covid to Nazi doctors experimenting on concentration camp prisoners.

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