Following the publication of his book warning about monopoly power, industry leaders gathered at a quiet venture capital compound to confirm the transition away from self-governance will feature industry-leading wellness benefits.
PALO ALTO, Calif. — The morning fog rolling off the Santa Cruz mountains carried the faint, sterile scent of oat milk and server coolant as Stanford economist Mordecai Kurz arrived at a discreet Sand Hill Road compound.
He had come to discuss his new book, "Private Power and Democracy's Decline," which argues that the unchecked hoarding of technological influence by modern oligarchs is aggressively eroding the foundations of self-governance.
Three men whose combined net worth exceeds the gross domestic product of the eurozone listened politely across a table carved from reclaimed Scandinavian driftwood. They did not dispute his findings. Instead, they gently corrected his terminology, explaining that the American republic was not being eroded, but rather gracefully sunsetted to make way for a more frictionless governance solution.
We completely agree with Dr. Kurz that capitalism must become more humane, which is why the legacy voting structures are being retired with the utmost empathy.
Vang paused to adjust his unbranded cashmere sweater, noting that the late 19th-century Gilded Age industrialists Kurz referenced were unnecessarily crude in their subjugation of the working class. Today's technological superiors, Vang explained, are committed to ensuring the public feels emotionally supported while their political agency is quietly transferred to automated holding companies.
The men assured Kurz that the post-democratic transition period would include complimentary subscription tiers for essential civil liberties, a robust feedback portal where citizens could submit feature requests for basic human rights, and guided meditation sessions to help voters process their obsolescence.
Kurz nodded slowly, taking notes in a small leather binder. Outside, the billionaires' autonomous vehicles idled in perfect silence on the crushed gravel, waiting to carry them back to secure facilities where the final stages of the republic's deprecation were already compiling.