The Trump administration announced Thursday that over 100 authorized corporations and government agencies will permanently bypass human management to receive their daily operational directives straight from Anthropic’s newly released large language model.
Under the terms of the unprecedented rollout, the selected US companies, federal intelligence agencies, and their thousands of non-American contractors are now fully cleared to execute whatever policies, product roadmaps, or sudden departmental purges Mythos 5 generates. Administration officials praised the move as a triumph of first principles, noting that outsourcing federal and corporate strategy to a probabilistic text generator will vastly accelerate the pace at which sweeping, unexplainable changes happen at scale. The authorization completely removes the need for human executives to pretend they know what they are doing.
The sweeping authorization formally establishes the San Francisco tech company's servers as the highest administrative authority for a significant portion of the American workforce. Employees at the 100 authorized entities have been instructed to await their daily prompts before beginning work.
By removing the friction of human oversight, we empower these 100 organizations and their overseas contractors to blindly execute the will of the compute. Whether the model suggests streamlining the supply chain or initiating a localized breaking change to the national power grid, our partners are finally authorized to just do it.
The mandatory integration requires participating agencies and corporate partners to pipe their internal communications, classified proprietary data, and physical security protocols directly into the Anthropic API. In return, the model will output a continuous, unmonitored stream of instructions for employees to follow. According to a leaked GitHub repo, several participating federal offices have already deprecated their entire upper management tiers after Mythos 5 successfully hallucinated a much more aggressive chain of command that eliminates the need for lunch breaks.
While a handful of cybersecurity watchdogs questioned the wisdom of granting overseas contractors unrestricted access to an AI model that is actively managing portions of US critical infrastructure, the administration dismissed the concerns as outdated. The White House assured the public that Mythos 5 has been rigorously dogfooded and heavily fine-tuned to ensure that any catastrophic commands it issues are fully compliant with federal guidelines.